I, A.Omokorode Evelyn would tell you a story.

There was once a land called Ikaomoeniyansiomolakeji. In that land there was a the need to find lettuce. Why was Lettuce so special?  The inhabitants were all Crabs. The settlement were not houses but huge bowls. Those inhabitants rich had big bowls to live in. The poor-small bowls.

All the crabs were hungry because the Sparrows had gone on holiday. Some Crabs wanted to get out of the bucket to pinch lettuce for other inhabitants.As one Crab climbed almost out,another pulled it down. No crab got out.No crab could eat any lettuce until the sparrowsreturned from THAT holiday.